Black Bush: I got a coalition of the willing. I got forty nations, ready to roll, son!
Reporter: Like who?
Black Bush: Who the fuck said that? Huh? Huh? Like who? England. Japan’s sending PlayStations. Stankonia says they’re willing to drop bombs over Baghdad. Riggity Row is coming. Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation. So, I’m not doing this by myself, and I’m not disrespecting the U.N., even though they don’t got no army. Go sell some medicine, bitches! I’m trying to get that oil…*cough cough* uh-oil!
Dave Chappelle: For What It’s Worth
He’s hands down my favorite standup comedian of all time. This standup special is a timeless classic.
Thank you so much for uploading this because I cannot stop laughing
If you haven’t watched this yet…I STRONGLY suggest you do so.
“I’m cool with failing, so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.”
“Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?”
Dave Chappelle you funny motherfucker.
Classic Dave Chappelle